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It's Called Lake Ontario You Orange F*ck - Body Mist

It's Called Lake Ontario You Orange F*ck - Body Mist

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Made with Pride · Small batch

Somebody in Washington decided a lake older than the country needed a rebrand. Rochester declined.

This one goes out to everyone who grew up on that shoreline. Who drives out to Charlotte in October just to watch the water do its thing. Who knows exactly what the air smells like when the wind comes off the lake in April and goes straight through your jacket.

It's called Lake Ontario. It was called Lake Ontario before any of us got here, and it'll be called Lake Ontario long after the current nonsense is a trivia question.

The scent: Sea salt and cypress up front, cold and a little wet, like standing on the pier with your hands in your pockets. Bergamot cuts through it. Black pepper keeps the whole thing from getting sentimental about itself.

Notes: Sea salt, cypress, bergamot, black pepper

Limited run of 19 bottles. That is the entire run. We are not printing more of these labels, and when they're gone they're gone.

Spritz generously. Reapply as needed. Say the real name out loud.

Made in small batches in Rochester, NY, roughly fifteen minutes from the lake in question.

Good questions


How strong is it?

Hand-blended for a clean, true-to-notes wear — close to skin, not overpowering.

How long does it last?

Expect several hours; reapply to keep the top notes bright.

Is it for any gender?

Yes — our scents are designed to be worn by anyone.

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Bold, masculine, and smells very expensive.
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  • I can't believe how high quality everything here is. It smells so good and feels good using the soaps.
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  • HandcraftedSmall-batch, made by hand
  • Plant-basedSpotless, skin-kind formulas
  • Queer-ownedLGBTBE + veteran owned
  • Made to be usedFilthy fun, spotless clean